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Когда родился еврей - заплакал весь мир. Когда родился хохол - заплакал даже еврей!

"My wife asked me: 'who do you love more, me or Diego [Maradona]?'. 'Diego', I answered. 'You can leave if you want'."

"Miała być demokracja, a tu ktoś się ze mną nie zgadza!" - Lech Kaczynski

"In principle [vodka] can be distilled from anything that ferments. It is reported that coal was used in Communist Poland, but that efforts to use chickens were unsuccessful." BBC News

"There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for any appreciable length of time." - Kilgore Trout

"Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise."- Kurt Vonnegut

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." Samuel Johnson

"…I have wanted to give Iraq a lesson in democracy—because we’re experienced with it, you know. And, in democracy, after a hundred years, you have to let your slaves go. And, after a hundred and fifty years, you have to let your women vote. And, at the beginning of democracy, is that quite a bit of genocide and ethnic cleansing is quite okay. And that’s what’s going on now." - Kurt Vonnegut

"Scooby Doobie Doo! A co to kurwa jest? To takie bydle, to zajebisty pies!" - Liroy

"Jaranie uspokaja jak fruwające motylki"- NAS

"W takim stanie mi nie stanie"- Cacek o stanie polskich finansów publicznych

"Powinni, kurwa, więcej tą pilke odbijać"- Kowalski o polskich pilkarzach

"Odbijaj flaszkę, rządź nie kiełznaj
Na orbitę wszyscy wraz
Bo gdy tak człek od rana pełza
To wieczór spędzić chce wśród gwiazd" - Staszek Staszeski

"Któż umie tak jak Polak mówiąc milczeć, milcząc pić"- Staszek Staszewski