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_I_AM_NOT_TONY_SOPRANO_ (but someone who looks just like me plays him on TV ;) I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get drunk instead....) I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Techno Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie. I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear. I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :) I am a professional philosopher & Lifestyle Guru - and I am working to help enlighten men through emancipating women! Among other things, I co-produce a Latenight TV show on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to strip-clubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry. My motto on women is "Take Two, They're Small" and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE' :) In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood? I have a Ph.D in Applied Cunnilinguistics and another in Theoretical Fellatio, and I offer Intermediate and Advanced classes in both disciplines to interested pupils. (Contact me directly for class schedules or private tutorials) I am an ALSO an ordained minister; I'm Arch-Deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] -- Our Church Creedo: Authority without Responsibility I divide my time between Toronto, Canada where I call home, and various US and European cities... Give me a reason, and I'll come visit YOU! Whom I'd like to meet: Porno-Friendly bisexual women; intelligent, funny people; Recovering Mensa members, Geniuses of all descriptions, and Lingerie models. You can add me on FACEBOOK here: http://facebook.com/LifestyleBodhisattva If YOU find me interesting or intriguing, please email me on here - or add me to your Instant Messenger of Preference: I'M JohnnySoporno@hotmail.com, JohnnySoporno@yahoo.com, JohnnySoporno@gmail.com, JohnnySop0rno on AIM (#^% censors won't let me use my own freakin' name! I had to substitute a ZERO for the third 'O') :(

I am deeply interested in the all aspects of Human Psychology, most particularly sexuality. My understanding of Human Nature and Behaviour is highly acute after all these years of study, despite my experience being exclusively vicarious (having never actually been a human!)

I don't have a TV, but I LOVE movies - so I have a 13' projection screen and a DVD player... So all I can watch of TV shows are things I can get on DVD :) This is okay, since the only shows I would watch are The Sopranos (just so I can get the lingo down;) Futurama, Family Guy, Sex and the City (so I understand what women REALLY want ;) and classic Star Trek episodes

Atlas Shrugged, Stranger in a Strange Land, Time Enough for Love, Ender's Game, P.J. O'Rourke stuff, and too many others to list

Good examples of just about every genre... From Rachmaninov to Ice-T, from Steely Dan to The Ramones, or Oingo Boingo, I enjoy clever, intricate, and poly-rythmic stuff... and DJs like Paul Oakenfold, and Photek as well :)

"Treat every woman as though she were your lover, and soon she will be!" - Johnny Soporno

"It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!" - P.J. O'Rourke